Women on the Edge of a Nervous Breakthrough

When Lorelei wiped the dust of Wisconsin off her shoes (and stopped drinking all that milk!) she vowed she'd never return. But scandal follows her: accused of a murder she didn't commit, she leaves New York City and returns home. Lorelei decides to put on a show for the locals-after all, they think she's the Black Widow, guilty as charged. She knocks her Martha Stewart-esque neighbor off her pedestal; she gives an abused friend the strength to finally stop her husband once and for all. And though everyone says nothing bad ever happens in Kettle, Lorelei knows better.