So You're 80!

At your grand old age, it's probably too late to take up pole dancing and the closest thing you get to extreme sports these days is prising the top off a ketchup bottle. On the bright side, you can now lie back and take it easy - just not so far back that you can't get yourself up again. And just think - it's only 20 years before you get that telegram from the Queen! The perfect gift for anyone reaching this milestone age.