Stop Beating Your Meat

WARNING!! THIS COOKBOOK CONTAINS CRUDE HUMOR AND MAY NOT BE FOR YOU!! KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN!! However, if you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest gift at the Christmas party than this book could be just what you are looking for! This one is for all the men out there who love their meat but don?t know what to do with it.   First, stop playing around with your meat. Get it together! We, women, need you! For this book I brought in a world-class BBQ expert who shall remain nameless but let?s put it this way, he is a legend down in Texas. Who can you give it to? Mr. Same Ol? - This guy cooks his one go-to over and over. We get it already! You know who...yeah. Him. He needs it. We both know it! Mr. All Over the Place - He?s got some potential but he is way too inconsistent.  He needs solid advice and standard cooking practices to take that potential and mold it into a fine-tuned cooking machine. No gift will make your loved ones Christmas like our Dirty Cookbook.   Watching their face as they open it up will be worth it many times over. You will never forget the laughter shared together.   That is what the Holidays are all about! Our Dirty Girl Cookbook recipes bring families together. P.S: This book is also perfect for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift or Yankee swap exchange or just an old-fashioned gag gift.   P.S.S: For my men out there, this is a great gift for the wife, her, or girlfriend or any women who you want to impress.