Taint

This no-holds barred, sexy New York Times bestseller pushes the envelope like no other novel has as it spins the titillating, enticing tale of one man who teaches women everything they need to know to make their partners happy in the bedroomwhile making their own wildest fantasies come true.Right now, youre probably asking yourself two things: Who am I? And, what the hell are you doing here? Lets start with the most obvious question, shall we?Youre here, ladies, because you cant f*ck.Oh, stop it. Dont cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls. You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, youre going to hear that word a lot. And youre going to say it a lot. Go ahead, try it out on your tongue. F*ck. F***ck. Ok, good. Now where were we? If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that youre a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle. For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. Youve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when Im done with you.And who am I? Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. Im the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.I am Justice Drake.And I turn housewives into whores. Now...whos first?