"Like My Mother Always Said . . . : Wise Words, Witty Warnings, and Odd Advice We Never Forget"

From the caring to the crazy, a collection of wit and wisdom from real-life moms. Their words can bring love and laughter and make us feel warm and safe... or, occasionally, completely confused. Now, the author of Like My Father Always Said... has crowd-sourced quotable quotes from countless momsand gathers them in this hilarious, heartwarming volume. ';Every woman should have a nice gay man looking after her.' ';You're not hungry. Your mouth is bored.' ';You like what you're wearing?' ';Have a drink, you'll perk right up.' ';Don't be impressed by a man's carhe may be living in it.' Covering a variety of subjects including ';Questionable Wisdom,' ';Unconditional Love,' and ';Good Manners & Bad Behavior,' Like My Mother Always Said... is the perfect book for anyone whose mom never gave up on them.