Choose Your Own Misery: The Office

Fromtwo former contributors toThe Onioncomes a darkly humorous choose-your-own-path story about life in cubicle land. Hungover and stuck at a job you hate, will you show up for your big presentation, or duck out with Debby, the HR rep with an FDR fetish? Play the weird lump on your back for office-wide sympathy, or dive into an internet spiral that can only end in ';ten kinds of cancer?' Tell someone about the weird genital-fondling that's happening at the crystal healer's, or just accept that this is the best substitute you'll find for love, today...or maybe ever? From the writers who brought you the hilarious parodiesChoose Your Own Misery: DatingandChoose Your Own Misery: The Holidayscomes a modern-day tale of woe: the story of your soul-crushing existence. Choosing your own adventure is great when youre a kid, but in the adult world, the only options on offer are endless varieties of misery. In your office adventure there are countless ';options,' but they rarely end well. It's okay, though. A life of adventure would require so many uncomfortable sleeping situations. Besides, you have dental. Keep reminding yourself about the dental. ';A bittersweet, brutal, and frequently hilarious twist on the childhood classics.'Nerdist.com';It's time for you to choose your own miserable adventure, just like you do every day of your miserable life, but now in hilarious book form!'Nate Dern,Funny or Die ';Choose Your Own Misery: The Office [is] the most addictive, clever, and honestly hilarious decision tree youve ever read.'Zack Bornstein, segment director at Jimmy Kimmel Live Sorry, Ive been spending every waking hour lost in your maddening madcap narrative labyrinth. Ill try to send a blurb for the book by the deadline!Jamie Brew, Associate Editor at Clickhole It's time for you to choose your own miserable adventure, just like you do every day of your miserable life, but now in hilarious book form!'Nate Dern, Head Writer for Funny or Die Oh, how I laughed at this droll little book. Then, slowly but irreversibly, it filled me up with dread.Jesse Andrews, author of the NY Times Bestselling ME AND EARL AND THE DYING GIRL ';Choose Your Own Misery: The Office is a bittersweet, brutal, and frequently hilarious twist on the childhood classics.'NERDIST.COM ';[Choose Your Own Misery: The Office] is one of the few books I've made sure to bring with me to show others when going out... even though filled with miserable and sometimes darker choices, [it] is definitely one of the funniest books I've read lately.'TECHAERIS ';In their rip-roaringly funny book, Choose Your Own Misery: The Office, the two Onion alums make a dark and decidedly adult play on beloved childhood choose your own adventure novels[Choose Your Own Misery] may be the funniest book released this year.'NEWSWEEKThis book is a parody. It was not authorized by Chooseco, the publisher of Choose Your Own Adventure. Choose Your Own Adventure is a registered trademark of Chooseco LLC.