Resolving the Kashmir Conflict between India and Pakistan - Interviews with Krishna, Hakima, Kali and the MI6 Agent Lucie

The Kashmir conflict between India and Pakistan being scary and heartbreaking in equal measure, the God Krishna makes a mediation attempt, to make peace between the two nuclear states. With both Indian and Pakistani people actually getting excited about the prospect of war, the odds are stacked against Krishna to make peace. But there is still hope. If he can convince the two Nuclear Goddesses, Kali and Hakima - who hold sway over the darker emotions of their countrymen - to make peace, actual war might be averted. Luckily there is also some common ground between Hakima and Kali to work with. They both like wearing Kashmir; the two of them being crazy about the stuff. Not only wearing Kashmir sweaters, but also Kashmir underwear; both Kali and Hakima having developed a fetish to sexy Kashmir lingerie, to arouse the Indian and Pakistani men, so that they can have good sex with them. Hence there is not enough Kashmir to go around for everybody - both India and Pakistan being crazy about the stuff...