Captain Doobie, Goodtime Slim, and the one thing they had to do today

When they?re not busy reading comics and eating baked beans out of the tin, the terminally unemployed Captain Doobie and Goodtime Slim like to do a bit of cash-in-hand work. This time the job seems easy enough: drive a car from Adelaide to Melbourne (even if it is a Lada).  A pity about the mafia. And the pirate. And the milk police. Some days even doing one simple thing is harder than an Unemployment Case Manager?s conscience ?Better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish.? - Captain Doobie ?A masterpiece of the fish/belly-slapping genre.? - Goodtime Slim ?This book contains no fish and only minimal amounts of slapping.? - D C White