The Art of Distraction in Moderation : A Humorous Guide to the Surprising Ways Distraction Can Heal and Enlighten a Woman's Spirit

Let me entertain you Can good distraction lead to a more creative, fun-filled life? HELL YES! But if you end up on the other side of the world overnight, you may have gone too far. Moderation, you idiot! Great thinkers use daily distraction techniques to enhance their lives, overcome pitfalls, and escape into the creative world of their own minds. Award-winning mother and distraction expert Monique Doyle will entertain you with laugh-out-loud true stories, reflective poems and inspirational ideas on how a little distraction in your day can unleash creative riches inside you. Number one key to life: HAVE FUN and BE INSPIRED! You can achieve this by: a) reading this book. ?If I could be cloned, shrunk and snorted into my own brain, I?d head straight to the right cerebellum, home of creative fun and dancing neurons. I wonder if you could short-circuit the brain while in there and come out bilingual? That would be awesome.? Monique Doyle ?Thank God mum kept her maiden name. If anyone asks, we are not related.? Anonymous, aged 15  ?Typical middle child, barely get a mention. I was not the one to fail the maths exam btw. That was Quinn (I mean anonymous).? O'Shea, aged 13 ?The best chapters are the ones with me in them. I am SO the favourite child.? Tess, aged 8