Dave Doolittle's Resumes That Work So You Don't Have To

Need help with cover letters, resumes, interviews, and other job-related queries? Enter booze-fueled Dave Doolittle - expert at looking good while doing little. He'll show you all the hilarious tips and tricks to antagonize employers. With a strong disdain for pseudo-politicians like George Bush and Donald Trump, expect this fiery parody to mock all that is unjust. But most of all, expect sound advice for staying away from that unwanted Holy Grail - work. Need proof? Just read former iron worker, Joe Ping's, unquestioningly true testimonial: "I don't have to worry about any crap no more. Reading the Want Ads is a thing of the past since I followed Dave Doolittle's Real Resume Plan. Now I'm on the Gravy Train. I sit around the house all day watchin' tube. An' everybody thinks I'm doin' my damnedest ta find a job. I tell ya. It's great!"