J'ape: Just Another Publicity Excuse - How to Publish Your (Kindle) Book for Shameless Self-Promotion and Profit

The Secret to Self-Publishing on Amazon is said to be: "You Need to First Be A Celebrity To Succeed At Anything". This parody is a sarcastic look at how you can be an "overnight" success - by making it impossible for anyone else to succeed as you set the bar astronomically high. Learn the 3 Parts to Real eBook Publishing * How to write a book - real quick, shallow, ghost-written. * How to publish your book - hire someone to do it for cheap, like putting their name on the cover. * How to sell a book online - using your devoted, Kool-Aid-drinking fan-base to suck-up and give you fake 5-star reviews without having read the book. Obviously, this is a work of satire and has nothing to do with the real world. And any resemblance to a currently successful bestseller is just a happy coincidence. (Right.) New Revision! PS. Contains actually helpful tips! (Don't tell anyone, but I included some tactics, strategies, and tips from later research. Just for you...) Get Your Copy Now.