Friend or Faux : A Guide to Fussy Vegans, Crazy Cat Ladies, Creepy Clingers, Undercover Sluts, and Other Girls Who Will Quietly Destroy Your Life

Men let you down. Your family forgives too much (or too little). Therapy is expensive. Booze is caloric. When the chips are down and you need someone to talk you through a crisis or celebrate one of life's minor victories, you need to know who will pick u.