Yellowstone Moose : The English Original

I?m Anonymoose the Magnificent Moose, and I?m lucky enough to live in Yellowstone, America?s oldest and largest National Park. It?s almost perfect here, except for one thing: too many people! They?re everywhere, more keep coming, and it seems like it?s harder and harder to get away from them. I just want some peace and quiet, please. Here?s my story, and maybe you can help!