Jokes for Mom : More than 300 Eye-Rolling Wisecracks and Snarky Jokes about Husbands, Kids, the Absolute Need for Wine, and More

Mom, does your family drive you crazy? Do you enjoy complaining to your girlfriends about your husband? Do you need some inspiration for how to respond to your kids' whining and begging? Then this book is for you! The perfect gift for any mother! This comedic collection of witty one-liners and sarcastic retorts is for any mom in need of a good laugh and some appreciation for all of her hard work. Included are jokes such as: Mother (noun): One person who does the work of twenty. For free. Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. Daughter: Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? Mom: I don't know, dear, you'll have to ask your grandma. There's a legend that if you go take a shower and scream "MOM!" three times, a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot! Jokes for Moms will leave you laughing out loud and rolling your eyes in agreement before you can even say, "Because I said so!"