Guy Psycho and the Ziggurat of Shame

Guy Psycho and the Postmodernaires don?t have the credit to outlast the week when an enigmatic billionaire offers them five million dollars for a private performance of their lounge act. Somehow, that performance includes re-enacting an ancient Assyrian epic deep inside a mountain in Tennessee, in the sub-basement of a mountainside mansion that leads all the way to ancient Mesopotamia. To escape, Guy and his bandmates must retrieve a rumored thirteenth tablet of Gilgamesh. If they don?t, they can?t spend the five million, and worse, they?ll be 5,000 years early for their gig at the Sabre Room.